I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Found your dick twin last night
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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