South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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