He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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