Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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