To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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