We're facebook friends in real life
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
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