Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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