Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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