quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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