Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
There r osticjed everywhere
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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