Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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