You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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