I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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