So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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