guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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