This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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