He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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