oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
babies were throwing up all over the place
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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