Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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