with your own penis?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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