Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
