I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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