just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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