Is it normal to miss your booty call?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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