how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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