I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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