people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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