I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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