Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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