You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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