i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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