do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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