Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
