Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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