i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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