I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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