try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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