Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
smell my finger.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
