im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i think my cat just said my name.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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