reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We are two peas in an std pod
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
