Fuck appropriateness.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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