Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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