we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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