I don't think brook has ever known best
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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