love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
