Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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