i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
What a dumb baby whore.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
