Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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