The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
