Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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